letlivevan:

kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad

(Source: laughing420)

genderoftheday:

genderoftheday:

Todays Genders of the day are: Toad ready to party, and Toad very excited (with his legs showing)

I am officially replacing the male/female gender binary with this. You’re either a Toad ready to party or a Toad very excited (with legs showing).
thewomanfromitaly:

the more i read this, the harder i laugh

i dont know what a holla back girl is but i do know i ain’t one

daisyanatomy:

i wont believe oreos and burger king are real allies unless they give me free food because im gay 

Every Tumblr user ever

Me when I joined Tumblr: How do I start using this thing
Me now: How do I stop using this thing

5000letters:

i find it so incredibly attractive when someone is really good at something, like you can play the violin? damn son. you’re a really talented dj? good for you! i don’t care if you talk to me about quantum physics for an hour straight if i can see the passion in you at some point in that hour i’ll think “whoa, this is really hot.”